Aussies A-Listers Are Having Violent Reactions To Trump’s Inevitable Win

Truth be told, the impact of a Trump presidency will really only be felt abstractly by Australia – the full, fucked impact will be worn by our American mates.

But that doesn’t mean Aussie celebrities aren’t having some ~intense~, often-violent thoughts about the utter shitshow that’s currently going down.
Here are the best rants / truths / gags / tearful cries of ‘nooooooo’:
RUBY ROSE


TROYE SIVAN 


SHANE WARNE


SHANINA SHAIK


JAMES MATHISON


JOEL CREASEY

RHYS NICHOLSON

EM RUSCIANO

COURTNEY ACT


CAITLIN STASEY


MAGDA SZUBANSKI


HUW PARKINSON


PETER HELLIAR


SUSAN CARLAND


MARIAM VEISZADEH


HAMISH BLAKE


CLEMENTINE FORD


SCOTT DOOLEY


NINA LAS VEGAS


KEITH GALLOWAY

AUS GOV GOOGLES

GRANT DENYER

KLP


PEKING DUK


TULLY SMYTH


BRIGGS


ROVE MCMANUS

TOM BALLARD

JIM JEFFERIES

CHARLIE PICKERING

THE PREATURES


ALISON WONDERLAND

One honourary Aussie… 

LORDE


God help us all.

Photo: Getty Images / Chip Somodevilla.

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