Aussie Comedian Michael Hing Confesses To Being A Teen Heroin Mule

ABC First Run‘s Confession Booth has released its bizarre, yet touching third instalment.

Aussie comedian Michael Hing took to the microphone, to talk about his teenage school years. A common topic for confessions, yeah? Struggling to fit in, rejection, awkward gangly limbs, acne, hormones – of course bad things happen!
Except Hing’s confession wasn’t so much about puberty; it’s more about being a heroin mule. He didn’t deal drugs – he was just a delivery boy. He just happened to deliver Class A narcotics. 
Look, this confession is too weird for me to explain, so just listen:

via Confession Booth

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