WATCH: US Anti-Gay Conference Inexplicably Opens W/ Gayest Dance In History

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American organisation MassResistance is a notoriously and virulently anti-LGBT group who spend their time and energy trying to ruin the lives of gay people everywhere in the guise of defending children and society. They’re a nasty bunch of homophobes doing their very best to stymie the progress of the LGBTQIA+ community at every turn and they are classified as a hate group and they suck.

So bearing all this in mind – the unapologetic homophobia, the pinch-faced disapproval of gay people being afforded human rights, the fact that they are a hate group – please feel absolutely free to chortle unrepentantly at the video you are about to watch, which was recorded at a MassResistance conference and is possibly the gayest thing you will ever see.

I hope beyond hope that the organisers of this year’s ghastly Teens4Truth conference had no idea what they were getting when they hired dancer Derek Paul. I hope with every fibre of my being that Paul’s performance was the highest level of trolling we’ll see in our generation. But even if everything depicted in this footage is one hundred per cent sincere and without agenda, it remains astonishingly, outrageously, impeccably gay.

LOOK. AT THIS.

A man in business clothing, without shoes on, performs an interpretive dance with literal rainbow flags, set to a score of the most open-to-interpretation Christian rock imaginable, that he is definitely lip-synching to. I just…

Truly, the only way this could be gayer would be if it were set to RuPaul, and – oh, someone’s already done it?

You fucking bet your sweet ass someone’s already done it.

Someone send Derek Paul a big bunch of flowers, because wittingly or not, he’s just turned MassResistance’s prime teen brainwashing event into an episode of Drag Race, and that deserves a big fucking reward.

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