There’s many a good method of getting properly monged. I myself have never once injected marijuana, but apparently you can smoke it, eat it, and even use the aforementioned intravenous method.
As far as I’m aware, however, you cannot actually sniff it.
Not if you want to get toked, anyway.
Unfortunately for Senator James McGrath, no one appears to have taken him gently aside and told him that sniffing bongs does jack effing shit.
The LNP frontbencher posted on Facebook today that the refugee advocates protesting outside Parliament House today were nothing more than “bong-sniffing, dole-bludging, moss-munching, glue-guzzling, K-Mart Castros”, which are colourful adjectives coming from a man whose Facebook profile picture is him eating porridge with his mouth open.
Here’s what he wrote:
“A bunch of bong-sniffing, dole-bludging, moss-munching, glue-guzzling, K-Mart Castros are again vandalising Parliament. And stopping other opinions being heard,” wrote the Senator.
“These grubs should be made to pay for their damage and have the book thrown at them.”
The good Senator is now quite rightly getting roasted for his colourful interpretation of what it means to punch a billy.
who sniffs a bong? pic.twitter.com/eQrgvDosTv
— Happy Colleydays (@JamColley) December 1, 2016
whos up for some bong-sniffing and glue-guzzling this weekend
— K-Mart Castro (@chriskennett) December 1, 2016
why would you sniff a bong dickhead pic.twitter.com/4pCv5Aw3E1
— hi Lucy its Joe here (@LucyXIV) December 1, 2016
The main take-away from all this is that Senator McGrath has never once hit a bong.