Amy Schumer Offers An Apology To Pissy Aussie / NZ Fans After Tour Axing

Amy Schumer fans were *not* laughing when she abruptly canned her planned arena tour of Australia and New Zealand just days before it was due to start, citing illness.
And it was a big ‘ol spoonful of salt to the wound when Live Nation issued a statement confirming that, due to her chockas workload, the shows wouldn’t be rescheduled any time soon.

“Unfortunately, due to Amy Schumer’s tight schedule it is not possible to schedule replacement dates however, we will be working to confirm a return to Australia as soon as is practical.”

But find solace, chuckleheads, in Schumer’s personal assurance that she’ll be heading back our way as soon as her health improves – though she still won’t provide any sort of concrete timeline.

Posting her first comment on the tour cancellation to Instagram, she wrote: 

“I am so sorry I am not well enough to make it there right now. I am going to get healthy and come as soon as I can.”

She even threw in a little bit of flattery, because she knows the only way to placate thousands of pissed fans is to stroke their collective ego.
“The people are the coolest and the meat pies are the hottest.”
‘SPOSE we forgive you.
Source and photo: Instagram / Amy Schumer.

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