Further cementing the United States’ unironically cartoonish political climate, a forehead-slapping one-in-three Republican voters said they were in favour of bombing the Middle Eastern city of Agrabah. The problem here, of course, is that Agrabah could never actually be bombed out of existence as it, quite literally, has never existed.
It’s the totally, 100%, truly-duly made-up home of Aladdin.
30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion
— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) December 18, 2015
In any case, good luck trying to get conventional weapons against a legit pacifist genie, guys.