All You Have To Do To Score A Pair Of Ye’s Yeezys Is Tweet Kim Kardashian

Never let it be said that incessantly tweeting celebrities doesn’t pay off.

One Yeezy Boost frother left bitterly disappointed after reservations for Kanye West’s new Yeezy Boost 750s closed one freakin’ minute after opening was shocked when Kim Kardashian, patron saint of Yeezys, personally intervened to hook his feet up.  

Joe Berg, a 23-year-old from Brooklyn, tweeted the note informing him he was shit outta luck getting his hands on a pair of the limited-edition trainers.

SON ITS GONE IN 13 SECONDS pic.twitter.com/m2LHoTpa9Z

— Joe Berg (@JoeBleedsBlue) June 8, 2016

Lmfao son has his clock on 4:03 AM and got a pair. ?????? pic.twitter.com/3ZWrlhA7to

— Joe Berg (@JoeBleedsBlue) June 8, 2016

… then KK replied, real casual-like, to ask his size:

What size shoe are u? I showed Kanye your tweets & he wants u to have a pair @mosedeph can’t have them & you don’t https://t.co/8GzGV1rsj9

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 8, 2016

Joe lost it: 

@KimKardashian @mosedeph ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? Size 12. No stop. This can’t be a joke. I gotta be dreaming right now. THANK YOU

— Joe Berg (@JoeBleedsBlue) June 8, 2016

But wait, there’s more!!!

Kim replied to let Joe know they were all out of size 12s… but that 12 is Kanye’s shoe size, and that she’d nab a pair from his wardrobe.

bad news is we don’t have any more 12’s but the good news is that’s Kanye’s size so he said u can have one of his. https://t.co/9bMgqSeWUX

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 8, 2016

Joe died. He literally died.