All The Spiciest Shit Folks Had To Say About The Second Ep Of ‘Bachie’

It’s only the second episode of Bachie and we’ve already been hit with the drama train as eight new girls entered the house. Obviously, we all knew that, but the girls in the house didn’t. And boy oh boy does that make for some spicy TV.

Honestly, the only thing juicier than The Bachelor is the Twitter feed during the show, so here are a few of the funniest things I saw tonight to get you cackling, even if you’re not stoked with Matt‘s choices at the rose-giving ceremony.

Well, for starters, everyone is still frothing Elly. Me too. Give her a ring already, Matt. Fuck.

Ellie is a sweetheart ☺️ #bachelorau

— Angelique ♡ (@angeliquee_xo) August 1, 2019

Aaaand, nobody likes Emma.

Noooooo… not Emma #BachelorAu @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/p8HlotQK2A

— Cherie n Benni (@CherieNBenni) August 1, 2019

Can someone give Emma Jarred’s phone number so they can both be stage 5 clingers together and she can get off our TV screen #BachelorAu @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/60G9i5NM47

— Cherie n Benni (@CherieNBenni) August 1, 2019

Everytime I see “Fashion Brand Manager” under Emma’s name I think of a casual at Cotton On. Get off my screen babe, you’re so annoying #TheBachelorAU

— Dane Bracewell (@DABRACEWELL) August 1, 2019

Matt: talking to other girls
Matt: going to the bathroom

Emma:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vt0sWl6Co7

— K (@kj___x) August 1, 2019

Emma right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/v7oSyVTOVG

— Natalie Bethel (@natalie19815) August 1, 2019

Sogand, who scored the solo date tonight, was NOT happy to see another Persian girl in the house. No. She is the ONLY Persian, damn it. SHE’S HIS PERSIAN PRINCESS. Honestly, Sogand is one of my faves but if being Persian is the only thing she’s got going for her she’s not going to last long. The “token Persian” thing sure got everyone fired up.

There's white ladies out the wazoo, but TWO Persians… that'd be crazy #BachelorAU

— Shannon McKinn (@Nannchez) August 1, 2019

Not casting aspersions,any more Persians?#bachelorau

— robair (@robair20) August 1, 2019

She can’t be Persian. That’s my token ethnicity #BachelorAu

— Marisa Calvi (@marisacalvi) August 1, 2019

But I mean, who cares about the girls when Matt looks like Brendan Fraser?

I’m getting major Brendan Fraser vibes from Matt. No? Just me? #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/QDbt5Ts2BR

— Height is a social construct (@tianaashleigh) August 1, 2019

*cough* Emma and Mary *cough*

Is just me or do all the girls seem marriage crazy!!! #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/cWItieoTn7

— Jessica Archdall (@JessicaArchdall) August 1, 2019

And here are a few more of the spiciest tweets for your laughing pleasure. Happy reading Bachies!

KRISTEN: I hope I get this date

PRODUCERS: Cool, say that again but in Chinese?

KRISTEN: It’s not a party trick, Mandarin is actually a complex and beautiful language and…

PRODUCERS: Just do it

KRISTEN: Wǒ xīwàng wǒ néng dédào zhège yuēhuì#TheBachelorAU #bachelorau

— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) August 1, 2019

If you are a jealous person, WHY ARE YOU ON THE BACHELOR? #bacheloraustralia #bachelorau

— Allie Holly ???? (@AllieHollyS) August 1, 2019

OH SIX AT ONCE WE LOVE SOME DRAHMAHHH #BachelorAU

— Katie (@Clockwork_Katie) August 1, 2019