It’s only the second episode of Bachie and we’ve already been hit with the drama train as eight new girls entered the house. Obviously, we all knew that, but the girls in the house didn’t. And boy oh boy does that make for some spicy TV.
Honestly, the only thing juicier than The Bachelor is the Twitter feed during the show, so here are a few of the funniest things I saw tonight to get you cackling, even if you’re not stoked with Matt‘s choices at the rose-giving ceremony.
Well, for starters, everyone is still frothing Elly. Me too. Give her a ring already, Matt. Fuck.
Ellie is a sweetheart ☺️ #bachelorau
— Angelique ♡ (@angeliquee_xo) August 1, 2019
Aaaand, nobody likes Emma.
https://twitter.com/CherieNBenni/status/1156878089495834624
https://twitter.com/CherieNBenni/status/1156875802102734849
https://twitter.com/DABRACEWELL/status/1156876390731374593
Matt: talking to other girls
Matt: going to the bathroomEmma:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vt0sWl6Co7— K (@kj___x) August 1, 2019
Emma right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/v7oSyVTOVG
— Natalie Akko (@natalie19815) August 1, 2019
Sogand, who scored the solo date tonight, was NOT happy to see another Persian girl in the house. No. She is the ONLY Persian, damn it. SHE’S HIS PERSIAN PRINCESS. Honestly, Sogand is one of my faves but if being Persian is the only thing she’s got going for her she’s not going to last long. The “token Persian” thing sure got everyone fired up.
https://twitter.com/Nannchez/status/1156872805977247745
Not casting aspersions,any more Persians?#bachelorau
— robair.5×💉 (@robair20) August 1, 2019
She can’t be Persian. That’s my token ethnicity #BachelorAu
— Marisa Calvi (@marisacalvi) August 1, 2019
But I mean, who cares about the girls when Matt looks like Brendan Fraser?
I’m getting major Brendan Fraser vibes from Matt. No? Just me? #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/QDbt5Ts2BR
— Your local antiheroᵀⱽ 🌼 (@tianaashleigh) August 1, 2019
*cough* Emma and Mary *cough*
Is just me or do all the girls seem marriage crazy!!! #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/cWItieoTn7
— Jessica Archdall (@JessicaArchdall) August 1, 2019
And here are a few more of the spiciest tweets for your laughing pleasure. Happy reading Bachies!
https://twitter.com/JakeChatty/status/1156863243324837889
If you are a jealous person, WHY ARE YOU ON THE BACHELOR? #bacheloraustralia #bachelorau
— Allie 🎮 (@AllieHollyS) August 1, 2019
OH SIX AT ONCE WE LOVE SOME DRAHMAHHH #BachelorAU
— Katie (@Clockwork_Katie) August 1, 2019
