What did you do today? Nothing much, probably. Went to work? Drank some juice? Pretended to do work when your boss walked past? Ditched your lecture and went to the Unibar instead? Same.
Regardless, whatever we did, it’s not as cool as this bloke from Darwin‘s northern suburbs. He stopped his own car from getting crimed by performing the single most-excellent ninja jump we’ve ever seen IRL. Like, this shit happens in movies, sure, but not on an Aussie petrol station’s CCTV.
Northern Territory Police posted the video of the attempted theft at a Malak petrol station on their Facebook page, and people are losing their damn minds over the intricacy of the move, and the skill and power that is needed to execute it.
Call for information – DarwinNorthern Territory Police are calling on the public for information on the whereabouts of…
Posted by Northern Territory Police, Fire and Emergency Services on Tuesday, 12 January 2016
The Police were clearly asking for public help in finding the perpetrator, which allegedly is Timothy Slater, 24. But the general public ain’t so much helping as they are commending the owner’s insane ninja moves, and encouraging the cops to hire him immediately:
FKN WATCH IT AGAIN, CLOSE-UP, WHILE LISTENING TO JUMPMAN BY DRAKE:
Source: NT Police Facebook.
