In news that is sure to improve your Friday afternoon by approximately 500%, Aldi is about to release a handbag with a built in goon dispenser.

As part of their December 21 Special Buys, Aldi is releasing a leaf-printed tote bag that is as discrete as it is useful. This bag looks like a typical trendy beach bag, but it’s got a little secret.

This bad boy has a flap for you to fill your wine glasses from. Or, you know, you could hang the whole bag on your clothesline for a slightly chicer game of goon of fortune.

For a measly $25, this incredible invention could be all yours. But can you really put a price on the ability to be able to discretely lug a couple of litres of cheap wine around with you?

aldi goon bag

Aldi is an incredible place for a boozehound. From fancy-but-affordable pink gin to wine advent calendars, Aldi really is the gift that keeps on giving.

The bag even comes with a refillable alcohol pouch, so if you’re slightly too classy for boxed wine, you can pour your bottled stuff into the pouch for easy accessibility. Hey, I said *slightly* classier, didn’t I?

In addition to the booze pouch, the tote bag also has a large main compartment for a picnic rug and a selection of your finest cheeses.

But be sure to mark your calendars if you want to get your grubby little hands on one of these tote bags because Aldi is expecting a high demand for the incredible invention.

“Despite our careful planning, we apologise if selected items may sell out on the first day due to unexpected high demand. In the event of unexpected high demand, ALDI Stores reserves the right to limit purchases to reasonable quantities.”

I’m not suggesting that you leave your Christmas shopping until December 21, but if you did, this would make an excellent gift for your family’s drunk aunt (we all have one).

Image: Aldi