We don’t mean to alarm you, but ALDI is flogging a 1.5L magnum of French Rosé for $25 as of first thing tomorrow.

Specifically, it’s a Le Chat Noir Rosé, with “perfumed aromas of rose petals and strawberries”, but generally? It’s a huge bottle of blush-pink piss for less money than your average Uber fair home.

ALDI’s Flogging A 1.5L Magnum Of French Rosé For $25 So Call The Girls

same, tbh.

The bottle is available at ALDI stores from tomorrow onwards “while stocks last”, which doesn’t bode all that well. The last time ALDI promised a good deal on something “while stocks last”, people rioted in the aisles to get their hands on a half-off Dyson vacuum cleaner. Arguably, that’s a very good deal on a very good vacuum cleaner, but is it worth biffing some old lady over the head for? You decide.

ALDI’s Flogging A 1.5L Magnum Of French Rosé For $25 So Call The Girls

Get around the $24.99 bottle from tomorrow onwards; deal with your hangover as you will.

Image: Image: Facebook / Wine, a bottle shared is a problem halved.