We don’t mean to alarm you, but ALDI is flogging a 1.5L magnum of French Rosé for $25 as of first thing tomorrow.
Specifically, it’s a Le Chat Noir Rosé, with “perfumed aromas of rose petals and strawberries”, but generally? It’s a huge bottle of blush-pink piss for less money than your average Uber fair home.
The bottle is available at ALDI stores from tomorrow onwards “while stocks last”, which doesn’t bode all that well. The last time ALDI promised a good deal on something “while stocks last”, people rioted in the aisles to get their hands on a half-off Dyson vacuum cleaner. Arguably, that’s a very good deal on a very good vacuum cleaner, but is it worth biffing some old lady over the head for? You decide.
Get around the $24.99 bottle from tomorrow onwards; deal with your hangover as you will.