Actual IRL Sydney Rambo Shoots Home Intruder In The Butt W/ A Bow & Arrow

 
An intruder breaking into your home while you’re asleep is a major fear for loads of us. But what would we do if it actually happened? Hope to all hell you didn’t decide to sleep in the nuddy that night, probably.
But in terms of defending your castle and your honour, you could:
a) Pretend you’re still asleep and hope they just leave and don’t hurt you. 
b) Lock yourself in a bathroom and weep silently. 
c) Find anything heavy that you own (like that enormous soup pot your mum gave you but you never use, because cbf Menulog is easier), and throw it at them. 
d) Pull out your prized compound bow and arrow, and shoot that motherfucker like you are the goddamn Rambo of 2k16. 
Intriguingly, a resident in Sydney‘s south-west has chosen option ~numero quattro~ overnight. Oh yah, really. 
The 86-year-old man and his wife were in their Wattle Grove home at 5:20pm yesterday, when a man broke into their home and started taking cash and property from their bedroom, as well as picking up the keys to their Nissan X-Trail
He then allegedly went to the garage to start the 4WD and began to reverse it out the driveway, but the 86-year-old stopped and confronted him. 
The intruder then clearly panicked and got out the car, then jumped a fence in an attempt to bail.
But, this was not before our octogenarian hero got up on the fence, and shot the fleeing intruder with a compound bow and arrow
But that’s not even the clincher: he managed to hit the thief square in the buttocks. Yep, that’s a big ol’ arrow in the booty.
Somehow, despite having a big fuck-off arrow stuck in his ass, the robber managed to run into a Mazda Tribute parked nearby, and get away. 
Police haven’t found him so far, and hospitals in the area haven’t reported anyone with injuries consistent with being shot in the butt with a compound bow and arrow
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Source: The Age
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