7 Superb Things Alex Dyson Did In His A+ Airport ‘Never Have I Ever’ Game

Most of us have been bored in an airport before. Most of us take to sleeping in a public and extremely uncomfortable chair. But not Alex Dyson. No, not Alex. 
The latter half of triple j‘s Matt & Alex decided that, after being stuck on a 5-hour delay in the airport, he would conduct a game of ‘Never Have I Ever‘ with the general public on Facebook
Thus meaning, his sobriety was in the hands of his fans on social media – which is not a smart place to be. You lot are crafty. 
Here’s some highlights:
#1 An airport shoey! 
A surefire to be denied on to your flight is by doing shoeys in the fancy lounge. It makes airport staff really, really fucking hate you. 

#2 Admissions of Facey-stalking the fans who had commented on the post. 

At least it’s not your ex, I guess?
#3 Quoting bloody good movies and oh god where did you even find an enormous 2L bottle of milk in an airport lounge, Alex?

GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN!

#4 Everyone knows that taking sips when you don’t actually have to is a drinking game connoisseur’s undoing. 
Are you insane, Dyson?
#5 Oh JESUS. 
#6 He took the bait when people decided to get him absolutely wankered by simplifying the ‘Never Have I Ever’ questions. 
and finally, #7 – He set himself up for complete and total domination.

Oh maaaate. 
So, all in all, well done Alex for being ballsy enough, and also wealthy enough to be able to afford more than one beer in an airport – that shit’s expenno. 

If you wanna check out the entire post – and we’d recommend you do, it’s gorgeous, eloquent ‘Strayan poetry imho – you can do that: facebook.com/alexanderedwarddyson/photos/a.221943458140637
Source/Photos: Alex Dyson / Facebook

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