Ever just look at celebrities and think, man, if only I had essentially unlimited budget and resources to literally buy the best nutritionists, trainers, and stylists available on this cold, sad planet??
Like yeah, they look good – well, most of them – but literally anyone can if they didn’t have to spend their entire existence toiling away at a 9-5:30 then spending the rest of that time doing stuff like cooking dinner and laundry and vacuuming and oh my lord just let me eat these Doritos in my 10-year-old trackies in peace!!!
OK, mental breakdowns aside, it’s really not that hard to look like Mr Timmy Chalamalalatte. Honestly you literally just have to go on Myer’s website? Like it’s really not rocket science bestie. But here, let me help you, I’m a benevolent NPC and you’re the main character, baby!
Now, let’s make you look gooood.
First up you need the perfect staple bomber jacket. Kenji’s the Langy Bomber is a perfect base for literally any occasion. Pick it up in black, khaki, wine, or navy.
Next up grab yourself Melbourne’s very own uniform, the iconic puffer. Made from 100% recycled fabric, this durable French Connection puffer will see you through many a chilly winter in style.
MYER exclusive brand Maddox have really upped the overshirt game with this classy little number. The Byron long-sleeve utility overshirt is the perfect cover-up for in-between seasons or styling up in layers.
The trench coat is perfect if you want to look hot while also looking like a potential hitman. Like, wow, look at that mysterious guy in the trench, what’s his deal? How many people has he seen take their final breaths? Where did he get that breathtaking trench coat???
Look, with jeans, the simpler the better. Levi’s and MYER exclusive brand Kenji know how to make jeans that just work. Easy, elegant, stylish. You want ‘em. Go on, go get ’em.
Take one look at these and tell me you don’t want to throw away all your current tracksuits and just wear these for the rest of your sad little existence. They look like what wearing clouds would feel like.
Feeling inspired? Check out MYER’s huge range of menswear right here.Image: Getty Images