22 prefects from the super spenny, exclusive private boys school Scots College in Sydney have resigned in disgrace after last Friday’s muck-up day activities got out of hand. Or, to put it in a much, much more hilarious way, they’ve “handed in their ties”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what? Is that a thing? Like a disgraced cop in an 80s action movie disgruntledly handing in their gun and badge?
Oh man, what even are rich people?
Anyway, in addition to the mass tie-handing-in, up to 10 students are looking likely to be expelled after a day-long rampage forced the prestigious school into lockdown with police arriving on scene to reportedly break up glass bottle throwing and alcohol consumption.
NewsCorp reports that around 110 Year 12 students were behind the muck-up day, with your stock standard activities of egging buildings, putting water and flour in water bombs and overturning (I assume) gold-edged desks fashioned from the finest Italian marbles money can buy.
In a collective statement the prefects apologised for allowing such a slight to the name and image of “Scotties”:
As leaders of the Year 12 cohort, it was our duty to stop the immature and thoughtless actions that defied not only the College’s trust in us, but the trust of our peers, staff and the broader Scots Community.
We would also like to stress the seriousness with which we will be taking our efforts to resolve the damage caused by the cohort, regardless of our position as prefects.
Principal Dr Ian Lambert has also said that several end of year activities will be cancelled, which I assume means both the ‘Annual Caviar Fight’ and ‘Bring Your Daddies Chequebook To School Day’ are now canned.
SAD FOR THEM.
