Internet fan theories can get off-the-chain wild – like, never-in-a-million-years-gonna-happen-and-are-you-clinically-insane wild.
But this one – that suggests Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston‘s saccharine lovefest ain’t nothing but a showmance that’s being filmed for an upcoming music video – we *hope* is true, if only to explain why a fkn James Bond contender would be mincing around the Atlantic Ocean in an I <3 T.S. tank, as Hiddleston did yesterday.
So, what’s the evidence? Look, it’s a stretch, but it’s compelling stuff nonetheless.
1) How has the same paparazzi agency managed to get the big money shots of Hiddleswift in various states of adoration? Could the agency have been hired by Swift as part of an undercover crew capturing it all on video?
2) Most of Hiddleswift’s trysts have weirdly taken place at cross-continental tourist attractions, like the Vatican and Colosseum in Rome, which means no one would’ve batted thought it strange that paps were not only taking photos, but recording their movements.
3) In one of the pics taken of the duo at the Colosseum, they’re both looking down at a binder of some sort that people reckon *could be* a script of sorts. Tbh it could also definitely have been a guide book, or informative pamphlet on Rome’s hottest spots to PDA.
4) If her past release patterns are anything to go by, T-Swift is just about ready to release a new single (‘Shake It Off’ and ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ both preceded ‘1989’). Could it be she’s chuckin’ a Beyoncé and getting a visual album ready for August, possibly one that riffs on our collective obsession with A-list relationships?
5) Hiddleston has been getting around on T-Swift’s private jet, even though he likely has access to his own. Is it part of his contract that she foots the bill for his luxe flight path as the leading man of her next vid?
6) We’ve seen this before, when everyone thought Selena Gomez and Zedd were smangin’. They went so far as to post sexy FaceTime snaps on social media, but not long after blowing up the dating rumour mill, their hit single ‘I Want To Know’ dropped.
Look: we don’t know about this one but, if being children of the internet has taught us anything, it’s that if something seems too good to be true, a fan theory will rip it apart in no time.
Source: E! Online.
Photo: Blank Space.
