Because the only thing more psychologically damaging than being confronted with the success of someone born in the 90s (’96) is being confronted with the success of three of them (’91, ’94), she of voluminous mane and immense interpretative dancing skills, Lorde, teamed up with fraternal UK production duo Disclosure at the BRIT Awards earlier today for a slinky 4am sizzurp remix of the former’s “Royals”, before AlunaGeorge’s Aluna Francis subbed in to perform the latter’s “White Noise”.
Feel ancient. Feel super fucking ancient…
