WATCH: Loose Unit Joyride Tells Chet Faker To “Suck Me Off” At The ARIAs

Bless thee, Meeting Tree, for spicing up what was another pretty bland year of ARIAs red carpet arrivals (you’re exempt from that statement, Matt & Alex – you boys done good). 

Joyride and Raph were asked by music blog Cool Accidents ‘What’s funkier than Chet Faker?’, referencing this tweet from an unofficial fan account that’s somehow been verified as the *real* Chet Faker by Twitter and has almost 80K people believing this kinda shit comes out of his mouth:

Anyhoo, Cool Accidents’ reporter posed the question to Meeting Tree as the duo did the press rounds yesterday – and neither boys held back on their obviously very low estimation of one Nicholas Murphy.

The gist of the conversation is as follows:
Reporter: “What’s funkier than Chet Faker?”
Joyride: “Funkier? Fuckin’ the road you’re standing on.”
When the reporter tells MT that Chet said that about himself (even though he probably didn’t, because *parody account*), much LOLing ensures.
Watch and weep with joy:

What’s funkier than Chet Faker? The Meeting Tree’s Joyride & Raph weigh in.

Posted by Cool Accidents on Thursday, November 26, 2015

That’s, like, totally mean you guys.

Joyride was on a fucking roll after that, responding to an 18-year-old former X-Factor winner’s question with this slice of amazing:

Oh. @themeetingtree #ARIAs

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Joyride is all of us, in far too formal an outfit for a 37-degree day.