Look, we appreciate that your time is valuable, so we’ll break this one down into bullet points for you:
– Fergie has a new song called ‘M.I.L.F. $‘, aka ‘M.I.L.F. Money’, because of course she does.
– The song is from Fergie’s upcoming second album, which is called Double Dutchess, because of course it is.
– The video for said song, released today, features Fergie cavorting with other yummy mummies such as Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Tiegen, because of course it does.
– The yummy mummies all live in a town called Milfville, because of course they do. At one point, milk is poured all over Kim K’s scantily-clad body, because of course it is.
Got all that? Excellent.
The video also features the likes of Ciara, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gemma Ward, Tara Lynn, Devon Aoki, Angela Lindvall, Isabeli Fontana, Amber Valletta and Natasha Poly.
The twist is that ‘M.I.L.F.’ actually stands for ‘mom I’d like to follow‘, so you can go ahead and get your minds out of the gutter. Enjoy:
Source: Just Jared.
