WATCH: Brissy Adele Show Interrupted By Cloud Of 100% Australian Mozzies

As a proud Queenslander, it bothers me that people from the other states are always making fun of us for being quaint, backwards and racist (the last one is pretty true actually) when we’ve got so many great things going for us. We’ve got beautiful beaches, incredible rainforests, the world’s best State of Origin team, and easily the largest and most horrifyingly persistent mosquitoes on the planet.
The bastards are fucking everywhere. When the weather gets all swampy, there is absolutely no escape from these winged monsters – as evidenced by actual IRL angel Adele getting attacked by the little assholes in the relatively stagnant-water-free Gabba.
Having already made her way into our headlines over the course of her Brisbane shows by confirming her marriage and saying she didn’t really care about the impact her yuge bloody show was having on the public transport infrastructure, it’s great to see her back for something infinitely relatable: being extremely furious at the existence of those blood-sucking, needle-nosed creeps.
Watch the singer interrupt her delightful banter to attempt to escape the mozzies by running (tip: that does not work):
Welcome to Australia.
Photo: Instagram / Fatmumslim.

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