It’s not fair. It’s just not fair.

When I was a kid, my biggest claim to primary-school fame was that my mum – a professional pianist – would play for school concerts. It didn’t get me friends, though. 

Spawn of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Blue Ivy, must be fighting mates off with a stick after Mama Bey turned out to a school fundraiser to perform a medley of hits including ‘I Will Always Love You’, ‘Crazy In Love’, ‘XO’ and ‘Single Ladies’.

Taking the stage at the Center For Early Education’s 75th Anniversary Gala in LA, parents and faculty members filmed the shit outta the once-in-a-lifetime experience.

#Beyonce performed at an Elementary School Gala at Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall last night.

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Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall tonight

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Beyoncé performing at an Elementary School Gala tonight in LA

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Bey also posed for selfies with some disbelieving attendees (girl on the left’s face say ‘What da faq!!!!!!!’):

#Beyonce performed at an Elementary School Gala at Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall last night.

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WE’RE NOT JEALOUS YOU ARE.

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Photo: Instagram / @cl_carrie_livingston.