Nope. We can’t. Just pack up Parliament and go home because we are done.
Today Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm stood up in the Senate chamber, took a deep breath, and busted out a rendition of the ‘12 Days of Christmas‘ reworked into the ‘Five Tax Bills of Christmas‘ so excruciatingly awkward that the President of Dad Jokes United just shrivelled up and died.
“In the first Bill of Christmas, my Treasurer said to me: tax on elderly-y-y.”
etc.
Afterwards, Senator Mitch Fifield got up and said: “I think Senator Leyonhjelm has guaranteed himself a run in the electronic media.”
Yep.
