Watch A Teaser For Pharrell’s New Surprise Album G I R L

Following by all accounts a professionally disastrous year in which he was consistently relegated to feat. status (winning a clutch of Grammy awards in the process), people questioned his sartorial choices, and his most notable achievements as a solo musician was this impossibly ebullient contribution to the Despicable Me 2 soundtrack (since nominated for an Oscar Award), Pharrell Dracula Williams looked at his non-reflection in the mirror and said, “it’s finally time to do me again”. 

To wit, Skateboard P’s long-awaited sophomore album, G I R L, an ultimately futile attempt to sidestep the SEO pitfalls faced by the similarly named San Francisco band, is due out March 3rd. A symphonic promotional teaser for which you can watch below feat. Pharrell maybe crying to his own music.