Vince Staples Launches A $2M GoFundMe Campaign For Him To Fuck Off Forever

If you’re one of the dwindling number of people on the planet who inexplicably really fucking hate Vince Staples, then you now have a clear opportunity to make him go away forever. You can now donate to his $2 million GoFundMe which is raising money towards that specific end.

“You can decide to donate to the cause of 2 million dollars, which will allow me to shut the fuck up forever, and you will never hear from me again. No songs, no interviews, no anything,” he says in the accompanying video.

“If not, you can choose to let me do what the fuck I want to do when I want to do it. Get off of my dick or fund my lifestyle. The choice is yours.”

Bold words from Vince. The GoFundMe itself describes precisely what he will do with the $2 million graciously provided to him by the world’s most committed haters.

For 2M I agree to do the following:
– Move to Palmdale
– Buy a Honda
– Year supply of soups for the homies locked down
– Buy a puppy

Currently – at press time – it has raised a handsome $1,224. While solid, that’s not bringing him anywhere near the promised number. So if you’re keen for Vince Staples to fuck off and cool his heels in Palmdale forever… well, you’re not getting another chance.