Vanilla Ice Is Performing On Ice This Christmas Because Dreams Do Come True

Every now and then you come across a yarn that seems engineered by God himself to make the world a better and more peaceful place. This is such a yarn: everyone’s second-favourite white rapper Vanilla Ice is performing on ice at a skate rink in London later this year.

The man himself apparently confirmed that, yes, the event is real and it is happening. “The party will be jumping!” he told Express, which I honestly find somewhat hard to believe. Honestly, it’s just lucky he’s alive to perform on ice after riding out Hurricane Matthew in Florida against the recommendations of basically everyone:

If you find yourself in London around the end of December, this seems like an event you should be at, right? It’s, uh, extremely affordable.
Look, let’s be honest: the headline ‘Vanilla Ice on ice” could have been much, much darker than the man banging out Ice, Ice Baby while daintily skiing around a rink like some kind of snow faerie.
Source: Express.
Photo: Twitter.

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