Turns Out Kim Jong-un’s Executed Pop Star Lover Is Alive And Well

A North Korean pop star thought to have been executed by firing squad last year has appeared alive and well on state television, a twist that has been declared shocking by absolutely nobody, because North Korea is fucking batshit insane

The singer Hyon Song-Wol was rumoured to be a former teenage lover of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. It seems the President’s wife Ri Sol-ju was concerned at the prospect of Hyon stepping to her man, and thus had her taken out.
Last August, the South Korean newspaper Chosum Ilbo reported that Hyon had been caught up in a sex tape scandal with 11 other well-known performers, and summarily executed with machine guns while their families looked on. 
That rumour, however, turned out to be false when Hyon showed up on a live TV broadcast at a rally of national art workers. In the appearance, Hyon praised Kim’s leadership, and promised to “stoke up the flame for art and creative work.”
Hyon is best-known for her rousing workers’ anthem ‘Excellent Horse-Like Lady’. Please enjoy. 

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