Tix For Paris Hilton’s Aussie DJ Tour Are Insultingly Cheap For A Queen

Stuck for something to do this weekend? Feel like getting down to a hotel heiresses questionable taste in RnB and house music? Rocking a shortage of cash in your wallet?

Then BOY do we ever have the deal for you!
Proto-Kardashian Paris Hilton is officially in town to perform banger curator duties as part of her on-going ‘Gold Rush‘ tour.
After an apparent passport snafu involving some expired documentation, 2004’s pop culture fascination of the year landed in our fair country and immediately began the task of smooching some cute locals (not Millsy).

#Kisses in #Australia ??

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The (look, let’s be real here) now-veteran DJ is making stops at Therapy club at Crown Casino in Melbourne on Friday, The Star in Sydney on Saturday, and FLUFFY in Brisbane on Sunday night.
And if you feel like having a dance, tickets are surprisingly affordable.
Unlike, say, a decade ago where cover charges for an audience with Paris would’ve been in the range of “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it,” this time around you’ll be able to swan on in for the remarkably inexpensive price tag of just $35. Thirty five smackers. That’s it. A lobster, a banjo, and a Stuart Diver.
Sound like something you might be into? Moshtix has all the vital entry info you could ever hope or dream of.
Shaking your biz while heckling lines from ‘The Simple Life‘ every ten seconds? That, quite surprisingly, sounds like a pretty solid night out.

Source: Moshtix.
Photo: Gallo Images/Getty.

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