Tiny Boi Bruno Mars Busted Taking A Wee Kip At The BET Awards

If there’s one thing that Twitter jokes have taught us, it’s that award shows go for like, heaps long. And not just big time Hollywood award shows either, you ever been to my cousin Jessica’s Physical Culture presentation ceremony? That shit goes for like, four fucking hours.

Anyway, the BET Awards went down in L.A. last night US-time and one celeb who simply couldn’t deal with the seemingly unending parade of trophie-giving, was beautiful tiny man Bruno Mars.
Caught on the infamous roaming crowd camera, which has also brought us such memey goodness as Screaming Meryl and Nicole’s Cooked Clapping, the petite singer was sprung resting his eyes for a mini little kip.

Now I’m no somnologist, but it does indeed look like Bruno is desperate for some god damn sleep, which isn’t surprising given he has the body of a svelte toddler and probably hasn’t had his arvo juice box. Twitter agrees:

Yeah, sure there are other explanations for the two seconds of footage, like perhaps he was deep in contemplation over Mary J. Blige’s greatness or maybe just realised he didn’t feed his pet goldfish this morning, IDK.
Twitter has also pointed out that Bruno absolutely crushed his opening performance earlier on in the night, and so deserves one split-second of rest. See:
Sweet dreams Bruno bb. Make sure you’re nice and fresh for next year’s Australian tour ok?

Photo: Twitter / BET Awards.

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