Tiesto To Launch Night Club Themed Clothing Line

The Greatest DJ Of All Time, Tiesto, is going to explode onto the fashion scene with a night club-themed clothing line called CLVB LIFE. Seriously, according to the Miami Music Week website, Tiesto’s first designs will be “a collection of high-end tees catering to club culture. This line represents the first time the electronic dance music movement has been given a voice in the fashion world.”

I thought ‘club culture’ was a pretty vague descriptor, and while I have been in an electronic dance music club before I’m not personally entrenched in ‘club culture’ per se.

The press release says: CLVB LIFE apparel promises to set off the next major shift in contemporary fashion, and demonstrate the influence and power of the millions of fans of both Tiesto and electronic dance music.

The future looks like _______ .