RIP Burning Man.

The festival was on its way out, tbh, what with all the Silicon Valley squillionaires chartering private helicopters to take them into the desert for the weekend where they can fuck models for 48 hours and pick sand out of their foreskin for a week.

But now, it is dead.

Kyle Sandilands went.

And we must not, will not, shit our beds.

Unfathomable rhymes aside, Kyle Sandilands and girlfriend Imogen Anthony attended the desert fest over the weekend, and it’s truly a terrifying experience.

Here is Imogen shaking her booty while a dragon vehicle drives by:

There’s so much freedom of expression at #BurningMan, no judgments, no stereotypes, no labels. You are you for a reason and if we were all meant to be the same we would be. Just like ants, based purely just on instinct and not our individuality. No thank you. ??????

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And here is Imogen practising her high kicks, before taking charge of the camera and turning it on Kyle.

Part II of my previous video ?? We filmed each other a fair bit doing random crap on this trip. It’s fun to look back on at the end of the day and having candid memories is very important… P.S you MUST watch my Snapchat of our experience NOW before it disappears tonight!! I don’t use the Instagram one so much yet ?? imogenanthony

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As you can see, he’s gone for ‘Mad Max meets your dad’.

Here he is again. Kyle, I mean, not your dad.

Sorry for the shit quality pic, but just letting you all know that we are officially part of this amazing #BurningMan tribe. Great moment when we arrived, the ‘greeters’ asked if we were ‘Burning Man Virgins’ (which we obviously were) they the made us get out the RV and roll around on the ground in the dust. They were very condescending of my cleanliness and how much we didn’t know about what we were about to get ourselves into, but not everyone can go cold turkey on society and get straight on the BM train straight away. I mean, give it an hour or two. This isn’t just a festival, this is its on cult. But I love it.

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You might have heard about Burning Man’s orgy dome, where over 5000 people were expected to enjoy the delights its delights. We have no proof that Kyle & Imogen entered the tent, but alternatively, they almost definitely did.

If you were thinking about going next year, you should know that Imogen said on Snapchat that she and Kyle wanted to get their own camp. Purchase tix at your own risk.

IMPORTANT POSTSCRIPT.

We were trawling through Imogen’s public Facebook page, looking for the video she said she’d post to see if there were any more shots of Kyle with a bandana across his mouth. Well, we found one, but it wasn’t *quite* want we meant.

Photo: Instagram / Imogen Anthony.