The Offspring‘s Dexter Holland is still most definitely a white guy, but his ability to fly is sorely curtailed this week, as he faces the repossession of both his planes. That’s right, both of his planes. Apparently, if you’re the singer of a fading ’90s pop punk group, your transportation needs far outstrip those of mere mortals. That’s not even the best bit, though. The reason his first two planes are being taken away is that he over-extended himself while trying to buy a third.
I guess this means there’ll be two slightly used Cessna aircraft on the market pretty soon. If you’re shopping around for a plane that smells like weed smoke, bad decisions and feet, you might just be in luck.
via Gawker
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