The Game’s Giant Schlong Just Made Its Second Instagram Appearance

The people demanded more suggestive selfies of The Game holding his enlarged semi, and now The Game has provided, blessing the internet with yet another pic of his barely-concealed bathroom schlong, with a series of delightfully filthy hashtags alongside.

Considerate soul that he is, The Game starts off with an invitation for you to #GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork – given the time difference, this may be more of a #GetWetOnYoWayToWork siuation, but he probably doesn’t mind too much about that.

In a blow to the taxi industry, he subsequently announces that he plans to catch an Uber down to your pussy, and then … yeah. Soak it all up, people, soak it all up:

I mean if I’m not your #ManCrushMonday then who da fuck is ??? Ok so this is my 1st time bringing the hashtags to Monday but you know what… I love you & you deserve to #GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork #ifYouOnYourWayToTheGymTurnAroundAndGoBackHome #YouBoutToWorkUpASweatPunchinThatMonkey #AndPutThemToysAway #WeGoinOldSchool #JustYouAndThemFingers #NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough #GetCompletelyNaked #PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable #IfYoHairFreshlyDid #LayYourScarfFlatOnThePillowAndLayGentlyOnIt #NowSpreadThemThighsForMe #LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers #NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise #Slowly #iSaidSlowly #DontMakeMeSlapYourHandAndMakeYouStartOver #KeepYourEyesClose #NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingFromYourAnkle #ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy #YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries #ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet #NowWhatImBoutToDoNextMightTickle #YouReady #YeaYouReady #NowBust #AndSayMyName #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic ????

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Nov 2, 2015 at 4:36pm PST