The people demanded more suggestive selfies of The Game holding his enlarged semi, and now The Game has provided, blessing the internet with yet another pic of his barely-concealed bathroom schlong, with a series of delightfully filthy hashtags alongside.

Considerate soul that he is, The Game starts off with an invitation for you to #GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork – given the time difference, this may be more of a #GetWetOnYoWayToWork siuation, but he probably doesn’t mind too much about that.

In a blow to the taxi industry, he subsequently announces that he plans to catch an Uber down to your pussy, and then … yeah. Soak it all up, people, soak it all up:

I mean if I’m not your #ManCrushMonday then who da fuck is ??? Ok so this is my 1st time bringing the hashtags to Monday but you know what… I love you & you deserve to #GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork #ifYouOnYourWayToTheGymTurnAroundAndGoBackHome #YouBoutToWorkUpASweatPunchinThatMonkey #AndPutThemToysAway #WeGoinOldSchool #JustYouAndThemFingers #NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough #GetCompletelyNaked #PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable #IfYoHairFreshlyDid #LayYourScarfFlatOnThePillowAndLayGentlyOnIt #NowSpreadThemThighsForMe #LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers #NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise #Slowly #iSaidSlowly #DontMakeMeSlapYourHandAndMakeYouStartOver #KeepYourEyesClose #NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingFromYourAnkle #ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy #YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries #ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet #NowWhatImBoutToDoNextMightTickle #YouReady #YeaYouReady #NowBust #AndSayMyName #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic ????

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