The Eclipse Night Crawler of the Week

You’d be smiling too if you were this guy. There he was, sitting on the club lounge, minding his own business when this little lass comes up and says she digs his moustache. She thinks it reminds her of Hook, y’know, the movie with Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams. She loved that movie. And she’s really into pirates. All he can do is wear a big grin that just screams “Ahoy!”