You know Miguel? Miguel-Miguel? He has a song with Kendrick Lamar and another song with Mariah Carey. I guess he’s [becoming] kind of a big deal?
Anyway, during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards [Gotye] a short time ago, Miguel Jontel Pimentel attempted to leap across a corralled group of adoring fans, over-estimated his ability to fall with style in Cuban heels, missed the landing strip and crotch-planted on some poor girls’ heads, causing them to plant face right into that shiny black tarmac under those snow-white jeans.
To add insult to crotch-to-face injury, he hugged the wrong woman afterward.
Live television! Showbiz! Life! Carry on.
