Share House Advertisers Namedrop Alleged Former Tenant Seth Sentry To Lure Renters


This just in, Gumtree poster ‘Simon’ is giving one exceedingly lucky house-hunter the once in a lifetime chance to live in a Brunswick West house that Australian musician and #1 waitress fan Seth Sentry may or may not have lived in at some stage in his life (!!!). And all for the low low price of $600 (!!!!!!!!!). SPECIAL OFFER. WILL NOT BE REPEATED until one of the other guys moves out.

In much the same way that the Russian Federation has made youtube astronomically better, Simon’s namedropping housemate search has really elevated Gumtree’s ad game. This beautiful Sliding Door of a situation is your chance to reach out and grasp your destiny:


OOoooooooo!


Aaaaaaaaaah!


[Applause builds to crescendo]


Simon gets it. Simon obviously watches Oprah and has clearly read The Secret on her recommendation because Simon understands that positive thinking and the ‘Law of Attraction’ can create life-changing results such as increased wealth, health and happiness. Simon knows that you only get out what you put in.

Meanwhile,

Image via facebook.com/sethsentry

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