Princess Nokia Pulls Outta Field Day Last Minute, Is Replaced By Big Shaq

Sad news for those of you geeing yourselves up for Field Day on Jan 1st: Princess Nokia has just pulled out due to a case of severe tonsillitis.

The American rapper, best known for her tunas Kitana, Brujas and Tomboy, had to pull out of the festival at the very last minute, with promoters assuring fans she’s devastated she can’t perform in a Facebook statement:

Every cloud doth haveth a silver lining, and this one’s especially extra.

Running Touch and… wait for it… Michael Dapaah AKA Big Shaq, have been added to the line up just in the nick of time.

SKRRRA PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIBIDI PAP PAP AND A PU PU DRRR BOOM SKIAA!

If you find yourself with tickets to Field Day this New Year’s Day, do get acquainted with the newest iteration of the set times here – you ain’t gonna wanna miss Big Shaq sweating up a storm in a full-fur jacket this ‘Strayan summer.

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