Polish Club Enlisted Infomercial Royalty To Spruik Their Upcoming Tour

It’s damned near impossible to not be swayed by the absolute power, the finesse, the sheer influence of Moira McLean of Aussie morning tv infomercials fame.

She’s genuinely the queen of selling you shit you absolutely don’t need, and I’m reasonably certain her mixture of bubbly enthusiasm and perfectly-twanged accent is actually some kind of hypnotism technique that gets people convinced they need another swivel mop.

Legit, anything for an infomercial fail gif.

Who better to help garner excitement for a tour than such royalty, and Polish Club Pty Ltd have done just that to celebrate the upcoming Polish Club Christmas In December tour.

A very charming, fuzzy-screened segment called Hello Internet with Moira sees PC Pty Ltd general managers Novak and JH (read: Polish Club boys) talk through the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see *the* Polish Club play so delightfully close to Christmas.

They’re bringing along West Thebarton and Diet along for the ride, and swapping out Diet with Stella Donnelly in Perth.

Check out the video below, and cop tickets for a very simple payment of $29.99* at the Polish Club site over HERE.

Catch Polish Club & friends at:

Friday 1 December – The Zoo, Brisbane QLD
w/ West Thebarton & Diet

Saturday 2 December – Metro Theatre, Sydney NSW (AA)
w/ West Thebarton & Diet

Friday 8 December – The Croxton, Melbourne VIC
w/ West Thebarton & Diet

Friday 15 December – Uni Bar, Adelaide SA (AA)
w/c West Thebarton & Diet

Saturday 16 December – Rosemount, Perth WA
w/ West Thebarton & Stella Donnelly

It’s genuinely an offer that’s damned near impossible to refuse.

*Postage and handling not included, prices may vary depending on venue. Polish Club is better than listening to your racist, xenophobic aunt again.

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