Police Tweeted Adorably Terrible Puns From Big Day Out Last Week

Those joyless boys in blue’s unofficial campaign to imbue themselves with some sense of a personality continues. Last week, following in the balletic curb-stomping footsteps of Big Day Out Melbourne’s rave copSA Police’s official twitter feed was peppered with pun-tastic festival advice for Adelaide Big Day Out attendees addressing issues such as proper hydration, drug taking and physical retaliation to “DZ Deathrays and Beady Eyes”, delivered with the wince-inducing jibes of your drunk uncle Bruce who thinks he’s cool because he knows who The Mighty Mighty Bosstones are. Bless.   

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