Hi,
My name is Girl Talk, yes that’s my real name, kind of like how Cher’s name is Cher.
I don’t usually do this but, I’ve actually got a chance to make money off my record this time. Just so you know, if anyone asks I’ll deny it. I studied biochemistry for god’s sake so I think I’ll be able to work out how to swindle my earnings into offshore bank accounts.
I bet you didn’t know I’ve been using a Macbook pro designed to look like a turn of the century pc for years just to place emphasis on the fact that I make no money? I also made a Live skin that looks like Audio Mulch, just so Ableton never thinks to browse their serial depository for the name “Greg Gillis”.
I’m the biggest pirate in the industry, why can’t you see that? Is it because I make it social acceptable to listen to pop music?
Did I forget to say my album is out soon and that I have a new track on my myspace?
