Sometimes you just have to look a man dead in the eyes and say to him, ‘Sick ink, brah.’ Sometimes that man is the recording artist known as Moby, and sometimes, you are being incredibly insincere.

In a parallel universe, Moby retired in the mid-2000s, heading out to a cabin in the woods to spend the rest of his days drinking hot chocolate and doing crosswords. In that universe, his is fondly remembered, leaving a legacy of that one downer of a song with the video that looks like Leunig did it. Instead, in the reality we actually live in, he largely exists in people’s consciousness as the guy who disagrees with Natalie Portman over whether he ever dated Natalie Portman.

But hey, at least this tattoo will probably get people to stop talking about the Natalie Portman thing:


Moby, as you can maybe guess, is vegan. Very vegan. From the look of this tattoo, more vegan than your average vegan. Moby shared the tatty to Instagram, saying that the tattoo only made sense:

I’ve been a vegan for almost 32 years, so getting this tattoo seemed like a pretty safe bet. Also, working for animal rights and animal liberation is my life’s work. And to state the obvious, it’s a double entendre.

A fun new thing we learned today: Moby doesn’t quite know what a double entendre is.

Image: Instagram / Moby.