Serial boob Miley Cyrus has breasts – breasts which you’ve probably already seen, breasts you clearly wouldn’t mind having another pass at, and breasts she uses to her considerable advantage to generate both headlines and magazine sales for the March issue of German Vogue, in which she appears in a pretty, predictable editorial shot by Mario Testino and channelling the requisite Marilyn Monroe vibes.
It’s a shockingly original conceit previously explored by every young actress, model and androgyne appearing in a publication in the history of forever; none so visionary, audacious and apt as Lindsay Lohan’s cover of Playboy.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 6, 2014
— Jules (@JulesFashion) February 6, 2014
Destiny Hope also this morning shared an outtake on Instagram featuring her W lensmen Mert Alas, Marcus Piggot and a starburst nipple – an apparent/inadvertent homage to Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction of ten years prior, the anniversary of which was Monday’s Super Bowl.
Happy Friday, pervs.