Forget the stage plays. Ditch Pottermore. Abandon those Fantastic Beasts, and don’t even bother finding them, ’cause the only extension of the Harry Potter universe that really matters is this absurd track from resident beat-wizards Mashd N Kutcher.

Harry Potter + EDM = ????

Posted by Mashd N Kutcher on Monday, 11 January 2016

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Bangers is the only logical end-point of our generation’s growth from book-mad tykes into an army of loose units, and it pretty handily smashes SCNDL, The Bloody Beetroots and Young MC into a disconcertingly coherent 2016 interpretation of the series.

Mashd N Kutcher’s ‘Harry Potter’ Banger Will Make You A Half-Munt Prince

While Chamber Of Bangers is an A++ title, we’re holding out for Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Gurn and Harry Potter And The Half-Munt Prince.

Download the full track here. Quite honestly, we’re surprised you haven’t already.

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