Marilyn Manson Threatens To Murder Journalists

Titled “Soon to be buried in a shallow grave’ Marilyn Manson has criticized music journalists over “absurd accusations” and “cavalier statements” – even threatening death to those who defy the dark lord’s his warning.

The post, taken from his Myspace page reads:

‘I can, but do not need to defend myself And the absurd accusations that the average press has clinged onto. If we need a nude photo of me to prove that I am far different than the soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press has decided to fabricate, that is easy. But if one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech. I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat. Mm’

The funniest aspect of the post is not Manson’s vitriolic tirade but the comments from Manson’s fans which at last count numbered 1598. A sampling from the dark lord’s underlings:

“I mean manson has been blamed for enough killings, I would expect him to eventually take advantage of the situation…. right?”

“I don’t give a FUCK about what you say about Manson but the fact that you think Billboard charts give an artist validity means you SHOULD BE KILLED or at the very least your balls should be cut off so you don’t make mini retarded versions of yourself.”

“Manson is more important than you. He has done more than you. He has more fans than you. he has done more drugs than you. he has caused more death than you. he has made more art than you could create if you slit your wrist and painted until you ran out of red ink. he is more intelligent than you. he is more everything than you. he is better than you.”

There isn’t enough time in the day or breath in my internal LOL factory to read all the comments but should you be so inclined I’m sure the Manson fan goldmine will keep you chuckling for a few days…