It only took 21 years but Santa has just-now given the world it’s most-requested Christmas present: a Xmas-themed movie musical starring, and directed by……………
MARIAH *SCREAMS* FUCKING *SCREAMS LOUDER* CAREY.
We’re 100% serious rn: something called the Greater Cincinnati Film Commission has confirmed that filming of ‘Melody & Mistletoe’ (*could* this get any better?) starts in Cincinnati in October.
Not much else is known about the plot or rest of the cast, but who the fuck cares because we know all we need to: Mariah will star as a music teacher who helps some student write a Christmas song that’s obviously going to be 1995’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’ in the role that she was born for.
‘Melody & Mistletoe’ won’t air until Dec. 19, but you can apply to be an extra right now. Srsly.
Kindly email [email protected] for your chance to sing the Greatest Christmas Song Of All Time alongside the original and best Mrs. Claus.
START WARMING UP THOSE PIPES.