Madonna Felled By Old Nemesis Gravity, Falls Backward Down Stairs At Brit Awards

During what The Hollywood Reporter are calling her “first Brit Awards performance in 80 years” (lol, rude) Madonna has been felled by her immortal foe Gravity while performing another matador flavoured rendition of her new single ‘Living For Love’, the finale number at The 2015 Brit Awards
Down on my knees, praying for you, Madge.
True to the spirit and actual lyrics of the song, after she fell “down on her knees, alone in the dark, after the heartache, she carried on” performing like the trooper she is. 
Madonna, the original material girl – seriously, the pun potential on this story is so overwhelming I’m crying – has since given an explanation for the fall on Instagram, writing “Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine! [red heart emoji] #livingforlove” 
Long after you and I are gone and only parts of Madonna remain, so too will this Vine as it plays out on an infinite loop to educate future generations about the importance of loosening your cape before The Help yanks it off your shoulders. 

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