Oh Lorde. Oh no. Oh, bless your heart. Bless your sweet, innocent heart. But oh christ, no. No no no no no.
We’ve absolutely all done it before: Saying something we fully believe to be totally innocent but accidentally putting our foot right in it in the process.
It’s just that most of us don’t have millions of followers to rumble us after we’ve done it.
And most of us aren’t in the bath blissfully unaware that it’s happening.
Our dear, sweet, lovely Lorde is enjoying a well-earned day off, and took to Instagram a short time ago to crow about it.
https://twitter.com/brayzin/status/982045462369898496
Nothing out of the ordinary there, right? Nothing terrible to see.
Except there’s the caption…
…which is a Whitney Houston lyric…
…and the photo is a bathtub…
…oh no.
Oh noooooooo.
Presumably, Lorde is currently enjoying the living heck out of that bath and is phone-free, because the post has remained up while the collective unit of her comments section has screamed as one.
CHRIST.
Is it bad to laugh? Oh god, it’s so funny but so cringe. Poor Lorde. Imagine getting out of a long, relaxing bath only to find your phone’s been blown the heck right up.
An innocent mistake, of course. But god.
