Life, That Beyoncé Selfie Photobomb You Hold So Dear Is But A Lie

In an exposé titled THE TRUTH posted on her Tumblr n-uumb, teenage dream Valentina, one half of The Internet’s favourite photobombed selfie who still somehow managed to look radiant and #flawless standing next to Beyoncé (which is no mean feat), has set the record straight on The Selfie, The Photobomb and The .GIF making international news headlines. Basically, it’s all a lie: they lied to us through selfie GIF, sort of. 

THE TRUTH 
Okay so as most of the people that have recently followed me i have been the girl that got her selfie ”photobombed” by Beyonce when in fact i asked her for the photo so she posed and smiled as the perfect person she is! 
just thought i’d clear the air haha 
this is the [embedded below] video on the night of the concert
#beyonce #selfie #beystage #xoval
Now that the rug of your life has been pulled out from underneath you, ripped to shreds by the above TRUTH bomb and left you hobbled over on your scabby knees, watch the entire video before thinking long and hard about how you’re going to live out the rest of your life bearing the crippling burden of this knowledge. Everything’s a little less fabulous now, things will start looking a little dull, a little grimy; it won’t be easy, but you’ll get by just fine. 
Just thought I’d clear the air, haha.

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