The Gallagher Brothers are God’s gift to music fans. Not because of the tunes they’ve been able to craft over the years, good as they may be. Rather, because of the magnificent bile they spew from their mouths at any given opportunity, with scant regard for language, target, or anything.
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— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
Three minutes later he followed that up by posting the exact same tweet and insult again, which somehow takes it from funny to fucking hilarious.
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— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
From there, the singing Gallagher began teeing off on just about everyone, including the fans…
Go on have a whinge fan boys LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
…presumably Noel again…
Fokin Prick
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
…possibly George Michael and Wham but also possibly the drinks policy at whatever bar he was clearly at…
Fun as in wake me up bfore you go go have you heard yourselfs your pair of tossers club Tropicana drinks are free LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
…and every quote/unquote “rock star” to ever exist.
I’m ere all wk more entertaining than your shower of shit so called Rock stars Rock n Roll for the toffs
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
And finally, to put a full stop on this glorious little outburst, Liam put to bed all speculation re: Oasis as eloquently and thoughtfully as only he of Clan Gallagher ever could.
FUCK OASIS
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
Who cares if Oasis never get back together, honestly. Just as long as the Gallagher brothers remain free to hang shit on whoever they want at all times.