Liam Gallagher Fires Gallagher-Standard Rant At Brother, Oasis, Everyone

The Gallagher Brothers are God’s gift to music fans. Not because of the tunes they’ve been able to craft over the years, good as they may be. Rather, because of the magnificent bile they spew from their mouths at any given opportunity, with scant regard for language, target, or anything.

And thank the good lord or devil or who-bloody-ever that we live in a digital age where we don’t have to sit around and wait for a microphone to be shoved under their noses in order to hear whatever shouty thoughts are crossing their minds this particular hour.
Liam Gallagher, the quieter of the two brothers (relatively speaking), has himself one o’ them fancy Twitter accounts. And last night he used that bad boy to great effect.
Following brother Noel‘s recent comments that he’d be at the very least “open” to an Oasis reunion at some point in the not-too-distant future, Liam decided to burn those rumours to the ground and salt the earth beneath it.
Firstly, he lashed out at his brother with the above-excellent sledge “potato.”

Three minutes later he followed that up by posting the exact same tweet and insult again, which somehow takes it from funny to fucking hilarious.

From there, the singing Gallagher began teeing off on just about everyone, including the fans…

…presumably Noel again…

…possibly George Michael and Wham but also possibly the drinks policy at whatever bar he was clearly at…

…and every quote/unquote “rock star” to ever exist.

And finally, to put a full stop on this glorious little outburst, Liam put to bed all speculation re: Oasis as eloquently and thoughtfully as only he of Clan Gallagher ever could.

Who cares if Oasis never get back together, honestly. Just as long as the Gallagher brothers remain free to hang shit on whoever they want at all times.

It’s the way things ought to be.

Source: Uproxx.
Photo: Marc Piasecki/Getty.

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