The blessed and at this stage completely speculative union between bearded Basketball Diaries beefcake Leonardo DiCaprio and prancing pop alpaca Taylor Swift might already be over.
This bombshell comes to you courtesy of news and current affairs web portal TMZ, who report that hypothetical homewrecker Rihanna was spotted getting “super steamy” with Leo at the Playboy Mansion over the weekend.
A “friend” of Leo’s says that rumours of a Fenty-DiCaprio coupling are totally unfounded, but two other people, who spoke to the site anonymously, insist that they were, like, totally making out on Saturday.
Per TMZ’s report, “the two apparently seemed very comfortable getting hot and heavy around stars like Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, Tom Hardy, Pamela Anderson, Naomi Campbell, and Tobey Maguire.”
In related news, Hilary Duff was invited to this thing, and you were not.
Paper of record The Daily Telegraph notes that Rihonardo, as they will forever be known, have spent “a lot of time together” these past few months, and partied in St. Bart’s over new year.
An anonymous source claims that she “adores” him, and that “unlike many of Leo’s model girlfriends, she’s got ‘a lot of game’ to keep him on his toes.” By blog rules, that means they’re pretty much engaged at this point.
Mazel tov, guys. Soz, Taylor.
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