Lady Gaga (who is currently in the country, so, you know, watch out) has tweeted a thinly veiled reference to a nightclub appearance in Sydney tonight: “Thinking of going out in Sydney Tonight. How I wish we had a show. NEVERMIND, don’t listen to me. Maybe i’ll just go for a walk in the pARQ.” Translation? Everyone at this party will call in sick tomorrow due to A) Massive hangovers or B) Injuries sustained from obnoxious rubber necking and/or hyperventilation.
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